we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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