i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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