the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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