I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Your cock deserves a montage
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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