I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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