I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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