remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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