Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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