And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
