Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
Randomize
