try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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