For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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