Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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