taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I party with great urgency now.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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