i don't plan on having that self control this summer
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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