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(806): View more from Texas

my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

all we need is a web designer

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and a bunch of prostitutes

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.

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(719): View more from Colorado

3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado

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(912): View more from Georgia

He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.

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(214): View more from Texas

I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests

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(518): View more from New York

it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020

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