I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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