But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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