This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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