As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I didn't shave. On purpose
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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