idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
handjob tips. give me some.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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