Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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