Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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