If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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