Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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