I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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