That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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