Buhtt sex?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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