I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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