noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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