Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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