he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
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