found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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