Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
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