just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
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