do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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