Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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