New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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