my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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