I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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