i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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