Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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