It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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