he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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