I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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