He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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