Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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