dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
she smelled like a LAN party
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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