i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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