Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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