Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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