I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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