I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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