We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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