Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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