can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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