he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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